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PMM
PMM
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Heffalump
Mar 14, 2017, 14:48
I bought my mate an elephant for his room.

"Thanks" he said.

"Don't mention it" I replied.
Kid Calamity
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Re: Heffalump
Mar 14, 2017, 15:01
I'm selling all my John Lennon collection on eBay.

Imagine all the PayPal.
wychburyman
937 posts

Re: Heffalump
Mar 16, 2017, 11:41
Kid Calamity wrote:
I'm selling all my John Lennon collection on eBay.

Imagine all the PayPal.



I hate egg-nog, it's a drink forged in hell.


I'm only joking...


I'm just playing Devil's Advocaat
John Rice
John Rice
38 posts

Re: Heffalump
Mar 20, 2017, 15:39
https://xkcd.com/559/
Moon Cat
9704 posts

Re: Heffalump
Mar 21, 2017, 17:02
Planning a new bar that sells drinks that cause instant sensations of vertigo.
Open for dizziness soon!
Vybik Jon
Vybik Jon
7344 posts

Re: Heffalump
Mar 21, 2017, 18:18
There's a new venue opening in Coventry that doesn't have any seating and is predicted to be a big success.

Once open, I think it'll be standing room only.
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
381 posts

Re: Heffalump
Mar 24, 2017, 23:43
Our local Real Ale society has branched out into musical theatre, but in all the recitals the performers' feet keep making these rhythmic clicking noises.

They only serve Cole Porter on tap.
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