Tony Blair is a lovely guy, isn't he? I mean, he's giving the proceeds from his book to charity. What a guy.
Shining such a light of goodness and generosity upon the world can only have a positive effect.
And so it goes that the great man has inspired the people attending his book signing in Dublin to give him eggs. And shoes. Following his example, they go home barefooted and eggless. Such humility can only be due to his greatness.
Let's hope he can inspire similar acts of selfless altruism wherever he goes.
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